Kristie Alley Bikinis It Up on Oprah

In a scenario fitting of my most horrific personal nightmare, Kristie Alley actually had the balls to keep her promise to Oprah and appear on the hit daytime talk show, sporting a bikini as well as a much more svelte bod than the one she was rocking during her "Fat Actress" days.

Kudos, chica! Here's to a bitch rocking stilettos, ho!